So Long, Sidetalkin’
Nokia Officially Announces Death of the N-Gage
And in other shocking news that should have been released in 2004, the housing market is about to collapse and the Red Sox are about to break the curse.
Swing Your Arms From Side To Side
Captain Lou Albano, otherwise known as Mario and the guy from those Cyndi Lauper videos, died today. In his honor, I will be drinking myself retarded and embarrassing myself by “doing the Mario” at the bar all night.
Yes We Cannibal
I didn’t think that “health care reform” would bring out the Gollum in people, but apparently it has.
California authorities say a clash between opponents and supporters of health care reform ended with one man biting off another man’s finger.
Ventura County Sheriff’s Capt. Frank O’Hanlon says about 100 people demonstrating in favor of health care reforms rallied Wednesday night on a street corner. One protester walked across the street to confront about 25 counter-demonstrators.
O’Hanlon says the man got into an argument and fist fight, during which he bit off the left pinky of a 65-year-old man who opposed health care reform.
A hospital spokeswoman says the man lost half the finger, but doctors reattached it and he was sent home the same night.
Stay classy leftards.
Because I Know How Much You Like ‘Em
Guess Her Muff. (thanks Billy Ray)
Highly entertaining, in case you aren’t a fan already. Some updates are really hot, others are really hilarious. Sometimes you just don’t see those MILF clit adornments coming.
A city panel in charge of overseeing marijuana possession crimes in Denver recommended on Wednesday that the fine for possession be set at $1.
AdvertisementIf Denver’s presiding judge accepts the recommendation from the Denver Marijuana Policy Review Panel, the fine would be the lowest in the entire nation for marijuana possession.
“By setting the fine at just $1, we are sending a message to Denver officials that the era of citing adults for using a less harmful drug than alcohol is over. It’s simply not worth the city’s time or resources,” said panel member and SAFER Executive Director Mason Tvert, who coordinated the successful Denver marijuana initiatives.
I really can’t hate on you at all, Denver. You’ve got hoop dreams, and you’ve got ‘em bad.
