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July 12th, 2004 at 4:27 pm
Assist this...\"...the prescise technique of a Contact Assist.\"They need a maual to open a fucking door?
July 13th, 2004 at 5:43 am
"..the precise technique of a Contact AssistCleary you can tell the Contact Assist technique is used to get your wang some needed attention... The picture proves this \"Oh dear, did you hurt your hand? daddy can make it better. Just rub here...ok a little lower.\" \"Mister..isn't that your dong?\" \"hmm what? i wasn't listening..wait...why aren't you rubbing.\" That is the correct technique for a Contact Wangifying...i mean *Assist*.