That Goddamned Extra X Chromosome
Ashlee Simpson makes me want to vomit my brains out into a running blender, conveniently set to “frappe.”
This is what happens when you fall asleep with the TV on. God, or the electric company, is punishing me for wasting precious resources.








July 10th, 2004 at 3:07 pm
She may be annoying....But i still stick my penis in her if she let me
July 10th, 2004 at 3:09 pm
commentbut that liquid ice icebreakers commercial is soooo funny. omgomgomg
July 11th, 2004 at 6:49 pm
HahaThat liquid ice breakers commercial is stupid. Ashlee Simpson needs to fix her nose.
July 14th, 2004 at 11:12 pm
JessicaI thought Jessica did the Ice Breakers Commercial.. Ashlee simpson is just a whiney little bitch who makes money solely off the name Simpson.