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Man oh man, Solo hasn’t been writing all that much lately, but he made up for it in spades today. God damn, tragedy was never so funny.
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September 2nd, 2004 at 3:27 pm
mehthe comedy rating on that piece was... medium-rare
September 2nd, 2004 at 3:40 pm
commentthis francis storm is going to suck shit. cant do much about leaving since im in college here.. i just hope this 11 foot window next to me wont burst open
September 2nd, 2004 at 4:09 pm
HahSounds like fun, I believe Lewis Black said it best.\"you pack your shit, and you RUUUN\"Knowing Solo he will have stolen that piece from a circular mail or tv-show...
September 2nd, 2004 at 4:09 pm
Ha!Amusing piece, to be sure, but Solo's copped his whole style from Dave Barry who, coincidentally, lives in Florida as well and is sure to do a hurricane column soon.Don't know who the fuck Dave Barry is? Then you suck nads.That is all.
September 2nd, 2004 at 4:23 pm
Holy thieveryI just got that in a humor e-mail list I belong to last week. Hopefully that was the 'point' and he wasn't trying to pass it off as his own.
September 2nd, 2004 at 5:22 pm
Heh.Yeah, I figured it was from Dave Barry. I guess it's not, but it certainly isn't original.http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=Drive+to+Nebraska+and+remain+there+until+Halloween&btnG=Google+Search
September 2nd, 2004 at 6:26 pm
the best partis how its always \"oh florida is gettin reamed\"while not 2 words have been said about haiti, the dominican republic, or cubai'll let you draw your own painfully obvious conclusions
September 2nd, 2004 at 7:40 pm
scuba gearAs a hurricane not only brings high speed winds, tornados, and flying missles with it, alot of rain can come with it as well, so if you dont die from a 140mph object impaling you, a tree colapsing though your roof and landing on you, you might just end up drowning. Then you got the afermath that with the florida heat and humidity and no power can cook some of the weaker folk. So basically all those who are here in florida like me can stand on our front porch with beer in hand and say F U to the hurricane that heads straight for us.
September 2nd, 2004 at 7:55 pm
haiti, the dominican republic, or cubaHaiti, the Dominican Republic, or Cuba.Who gives a fuck? As long as the Olsen twins are safe, let a few '57 Chevys get blown into the Triangle.MMmmm... rehabilitated pie.
September 2nd, 2004 at 8:11 pm
hah...all \"halarious\" jokes aside there chief...pull your head out of ur ass for at least a sec and acknowledge that there are other countries out there
September 2nd, 2004 at 11:02 pm
It is copied, folkshttp://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/columnists/dave_barry/2078085.htmif you're going to copy something, give the author credit. Come on...
September 3rd, 2004 at 10:20 am
aHA!AHA! I *knew* that sounded like Dave Barry! I read his shit every weekend and his style is...peculiar and unmistakeable. Solo the Plagiarist!And Romeo, when it comes right down to it, Cuba doesn't amount to a hill of festered dog-shit when our own backyard is getting hammered. It's much easier to be concerned about Joe American down there in Boca Raton than it is for Juan Fulano de Tal there in Havana. So sue us.
September 3rd, 2004 at 11:30 am
Well wellWhat a surprise, I never thought Solo would do something like that!
September 3rd, 2004 at 12:26 pm
loland you wonder why everyone hates americans? laff
September 3rd, 2004 at 3:18 pm
r0meowe don't NEED to give a fuck about cuba. you remember when they hosted a couple nukes aimed right at us? I'm sure they did that because we didn't care that they got hit by a hurricane.
September 3rd, 2004 at 3:23 pm
bahanyone here that says they never reposted something on the net is lying. I never once took credit for it, it was sent to me anonymously so i didn't give credit. I didn't care who wrote it. It was funny, i put it on a website.if i piss yellow you people write about it. christ. get a life.
September 3rd, 2004 at 5:05 pm
solopoor guy must be dehydrated
September 3rd, 2004 at 5:24 pm
bath?it really fucking does matter if it hit cuba, haiti and shit. now that all those fuckers got a bath for free from mother nature and that shit washed back into teh ocean, its going to leave one hell of a ring.
September 3rd, 2004 at 7:18 pm
MehI, for one, couldn't care less that we're hated. We all know the true reason...it all has to do with having the biggest cock on the block. And if caring more about Florida than Cuba adds fuel to the fire, well, I guess we can just deal with that.It's kinda like caring more about whether my kid gets smacked by a train or the neighbor's kid. Sorry neighbor's kid, but if it's one of my own, then...
September 4th, 2004 at 8:50 pm
dave barry!ooh la la, i thought i was the only person who likes dave barry's columns!