Congratulations Frank, One Vagina For The Rest Of Your Life.
So this was the “wedding weekend” for a couple of good friends of mine. The wedding itself was the best I’ve ever been to, and normally I fucking hate weddings with the fire of a thousand suns. And pretend that those suns reek of a few million tire fires and burning paper mills on their surfaces, that’s the level of hatred we’re talking about. But this was a good cerimony (short & sweet) and the reception (open bar) was pretty kick-ass.
The wedding (and bachelor party) was pretty much the reason for my absence this weekend. If it wasn’t wedding-related, it was recovery due to wedding related boozin’. And although I’m sure you missed me, take comfort in knowing that the following quote came courtesy of the bachelor party:
Context: Killbot, the resident Jewish guy, is talking to Floyd about Mel Gibson’s “The Passion.”Killbot: “I didn’t really enjoy it, but I kind of have a respect for what Mel Gibson did with the movie. I mean yeah, I may not believe that it happened, but I respect it. I know there are other movies I feel that way about, but I can’t think of any off the top of my head.”
Sharkey: “Oh yeah. I get what you’re saying. I mean, I don’t believe that the holocaust happened, but I respect what Speilberg did with Schindler’s List.”
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I know what you’re going to say, so just stop. I’m saved by the grace of Jesus, so no, I am not going to Hell. …but I deserve it.
November 29th, 2004 at 3:36 pm
REMost Jews I know and related to believe that it happened, and that Jesus exists that he just wasn't the messiah. Hell, there is a denomination of Jews that believe in Jesus.
November 29th, 2004 at 3:42 pm
the jesusKillbot's usual response is that of course he believes in jesus, he's the most famous jew ever. He just doesn't beleive that he's anything else.
November 29th, 2004 at 6:01 pm
ZoolanderKillbot's response reminded me of Zoolander when Hansel is playing his promo video and it's like, String is a person I would consider a role model...the music he's put out over the years...I don't really listen to it...but the fact that he's out there doing it...I really respect that
November 30th, 2004 at 12:42 am
BOO! LanderAre you challenging me to a walk off?
November 30th, 2004 at 10:15 am
commentif hitler had won, schindler would have handed over the jews at the end of war... so i think the joke is even better
November 30th, 2004 at 7:31 pm
the jesus needs a tape recorderSharkey's usual MO is to get people's quotes corrctly. Maybe he needs to stop drinking so much when garnering quotes. I dislike the movie yes.. I do not at all respect Mel Gibson for overdirecting, overpandering and overstylizing a story that regardless of whether you believe it happened or not, is inherent with drama and true emotion. That turd that used to be Mad Max is a hack! Please stop with hate crimes on quoting.