Impromptu Slice Of The Day: Britney Spears
[ Britney Spears Topless On Balcony ]
…and it isn’t exactly flattering.
I’m calling bullshit on that last “nipple” shot. Unless, of course, her nipples decided to take a dramatic turn to the east when she got married. Either way, what the fuck is she doing? I mean, if it’s a publicity stunt, why not gussy yourself up a little bit first?
**Edit** Uploaded the pics to Slice of the Day because that other server sucks.
February 3rd, 2005 at 2:43 pm
The nipple looks like it may be her thumb, or, if you visit the forums enough, it could also be her elbow.
February 3rd, 2005 at 2:54 pm
Yarr.As I've maintained since the beginning of her meteoric rise to white-trashiness, Britney was attractive before her crazy boob-jobbitude, and is now an ugly monster-whore.
February 3rd, 2005 at 3:22 pm
...Maybe it's a bite mark.
February 3rd, 2005 at 3:49 pm
Turn for the worseShe has officially fallen the fuck off.
February 3rd, 2005 at 4:01 pm
there's no such thing as bad press...I must say I haven't heard about her in a while, and this does get her back in the spotlight. I wonder how long we have to ignore her before she starts sucking dick in videos.
February 3rd, 2005 at 6:50 pm
i give it 6 monthsor when her next album plumets\"I wonder how long we have to ignore her before she starts sucking dick in videos.\"she hasnt been overly attractive since she debuted in that school girl outfit video. well, maybe her 1st album imagine.
February 3rd, 2005 at 9:11 pm
Its a thumbthats her thumb, no way its not, she made sure she coverd her breastises in the other pictures, but it makes no sence as to why she would look like such shit, and walk out in the open nude, but cover her tits the whole time. she should have known that there would be pics, damn she is one stupid muther fucking bitch
February 3rd, 2005 at 9:40 pm
what I want to know is...where is the rest of that roll of film?I mean, she looks surprised to see someone taking pictures of her, which means that he was taking pictures before (and indeed after) she noticed him. There have got to be some where she's not covering herself, or I'm calling bullshit on this whole affair.
February 4th, 2005 at 12:39 am
nicewould hit
February 4th, 2005 at 1:12 am
Thumb?I need to see a diagram before I call that a nipple.
February 4th, 2005 at 2:44 am
Old PicturesThese were taken in 2003, before she got married, btw.
February 4th, 2005 at 9:50 am
GeezI mean, I knew the skank factor has been rising (and rising quickly) lately, but holy christ. I gotta wonder if I'd nail her, given the opportunity....well, I guess I would, but I sure as fuck wouldn't feel good about it later. Xtina turned skank, but in a *good* way. Brittney's skankification is just fuckin' sad.
February 4th, 2005 at 7:17 pm
skankYeah, second that. She's fuggin' horrible. It's so sad considering how hot she appeared in various videos a few years ago. She looks like some inbred trailer trash skank. I wouldn't hit it with another guys' dick. Blech.
February 8th, 2005 at 2:05 am
rough nightlooks like she had a bit too much to drink