Unidor Report Update: Katie Holmes
Thanks to the five million of you who sent me emails entitled “Unidor Strikes Again” and “Your Wife Is Free!”, because it makes my soul happy. And no, that’s not sarcasm. Go Unidor.
“Unidorrr, flying high in the sky,
Unidorrr, freeing your favorite pie.
Unidorrr, soaring free as a bird,
Unidorrr, made Katie Holmes drop that turd.
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March 5th, 2005 at 2:23 am
Alright!Nice Astro Boy reference there.
March 5th, 2005 at 2:47 am
Go Unidor!Is it just me, or does Unidor take a few months off, then take out a good three in a row?
March 5th, 2005 at 2:48 am
DuhHe wears a sombrero. Obviously he takes long siestas.
March 7th, 2005 at 11:49 am
Silence...We need not question his actions, for he is the giver of, well he looks good in a Sombreo anyways.
March 8th, 2005 at 10:36 am
A list actresses and PORNOkOkOk... Katie, Alyssa, Denis have been the recent slices. They have all shown some skin of the \"R\" rated variaty at some point. Hell, Alyssa thinks catching ray is flopping out the old funbags everytime the Sun is out. This gets me wondering: With the recent slew of actresses, pop stars, and other semi-stars popping into mags like Playboy with ever increasing frequency, when and who will be the first actress to just cross the supposed blue line right into full blown porn? Courtney Love, Paris Hilton, Pammy Lee, and such don't count. However, they do make my pants all tight. That counts for something. (Yeah I said that Courtney Love makes my hard. I am a sick fuck. Blow me.)Out.
March 8th, 2005 at 7:00 pm
Unidor goes for the hat trick.http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/03/08/people.shannonelizabeth.ap/index.html+++LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Shannon Elizabeth, who starred in \"American Pie,\" and husband Joseph Reitman have decided to split, People magazine reported Monday.\"The couple will remain friends,\" spokeswoman Nicole King told the magazine. The two continue to share a Los Angeles home, she said.Elizabeth, 31, and Reitman, 36, also an actor, married in June 2002 in a ceremony on a beach in Mexico, People said. They have no children.Reitman has appeared in films starring Elizabeth, including \"American Pie 2\" and \"Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.\"The couple co-founded Animal Avengers, a nonprofit animal rescue organization.