Slice Of The Day: Milla Jovovich
Oooooh boy, who’s excited about the new Milla Jovovich flick, Ultraviolet, which opens tomorrow in a theater near you?!? HUH?!!!
*crickets chirp*
Yeah! That’s what I’m talkin’ about! I am so fucked up right now, I can see through time. And do you know what I see? Poor reviews and some Milla nudity that is only necessary to keep male’s brains from having access to their full supply of blood.
You know what I love about Milla’s boobs? She’s willing to share what little she has with all of us. She’s a giver. She gives. And we should be thankful.
February 23rd, 2006 at 3:19 pm
mmmmm MillaId so tear her shit up.Super hot in 5th element - very hot in resident evils
February 23rd, 2006 at 3:50 pm
Thankful?I for one, am thankful for the sheer existence of this woman. She needs to die her hair bright orange more often, but really needs to stop making music.
February 24th, 2006 at 3:45 am
I hated Ultraviolet when I saw it...Last year when it was called Aeon Flux.
February 24th, 2006 at 6:25 pm
...eh, ultraviolet is made by same guy who did equilibrium. i liked that one alright, so i'll be checking this one out too.
February 26th, 2006 at 10:04 am
UVI liked that film back when it was Logan's Run.