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I’m sorry, but in what fucking universe does it make sense that David Spade is banging Heather Locklear?
The two were seen making out at some Hollywood hot spot. The pair have the same manager so have been friends for a while. Friends of the couple say they are hoping to keep it quiet for now.
Unidor must be asleep on the fucking job. Someone wake that mystical pile of vomit up, pronto!
April 6th, 2006 at 3:24 am
YeaI met her years ago while working on her house, she's nice but has that smell of Raging-Bitch you just cant quite get rid of. Spade can have her, not much his little pecker will do anyways.
April 6th, 2006 at 10:14 am
Come on SharkeyWhats with all this depressing news of internet goobers and David Spade still being relevant?
April 6th, 2006 at 2:48 pm
wtf..i thought they buried spade with chris farely?damnit, little fucker musta escaped.
April 6th, 2006 at 3:03 pm
...Why did I just get an image of David Spade trying to escape Chris Farley's rotting corpse? What the hell is wrong with me.
April 6th, 2006 at 3:37 pm
...better than the image that I just got of spade riding locklear doggystyle with farley's rotting corpse looking on.
April 6th, 2006 at 4:18 pm
Skinny guys Pack heat... - superpimp (Lowly Newb) at 12:37:30 AM on 4/6/2006\"better than the image that I just got of spade riding locklear doggystyle with farley's rotting corpse looking on.\" Thats hot.
April 6th, 2006 at 8:18 pm
the wordRumor has it that David Spade is hung like a horse...........a seahorse, that is.
April 7th, 2006 at 3:18 am
OiSomeone has to say it:Good for him.