The Unthinkable Has Happened
A dark day dawns, a cloud of evil looms, and the fourth seal of the apocalypse has been broken. And lo, I looked, and saw that Joan Rivers did something to make me appreciate her existence… and I was frightened. I was frightened.
Somebody hold me. If I can’t hate Joan with 100% of my existence, then this world truly is dead.
May 13th, 2006 at 6:54 pm
nicehaha, that was some funny shit.
May 13th, 2006 at 10:30 pm
wowWhat the hell is wrong with her lol. I was waiting for her to completley go to crap.
May 14th, 2006 at 1:55 am
AhhhI thought she was dead....
May 14th, 2006 at 1:55 am
hehI still hate her, as much as I did before, but that was quite funny.
May 14th, 2006 at 2:40 am
Holy shit. That was really funny.
May 14th, 2006 at 4:36 pm
I still hate her. The only way I would cease to hate Joan Rivers is if she killed Dakota Fanning in a splattery fashion, on national television, and then held her head up like Perseus in \"Clash of the Titans\".
May 15th, 2006 at 8:58 pm
DamnI'm laughing my ass off and I'm only halfway through.There's no way she's not drunk.