Lo, The Fourth Seal Was Broken, And Two Whales Did Consumate
…and I saw it, and it was hideous.
FaaQ brought to my attention the fact that Harry Knowles, perhaps the world’s most visually (and olfactorily?) repellent webmaster, got married last year.
So is she mail order? What could possess a woman to want to callously possess that gargantuan pile of red hair and idiocy?








January 11th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
you mean whales?
January 13th, 2008 at 7:32 am
Who the hell is Harry Knowles and why should I know his name? He doesn't look anything like Beyonce.
January 15th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
He's stuck in a wheelchair, too.
What a fucking catch.