I think this is why Fark has a “Florida” tag
Substitute teacher Jim Piculas does a 30-second magic trick where a toothpick disappears then reappears.But after performing it in front of a classroom at Rushe Middle School in Land ‘O Lakes, Piculas said his job did a disappearing act of its own.
“I get a call the middle of the day from the supervisor of substitute teachers. He says, ‘Jim, we have a huge issue. You can’t take any more assignments. You need to come in right away,’” he said.
When Piculas went in, he learned his little magic trick cast a spell that went much farther than he’d hoped.
“I said, ‘Well Pat, can you explain this to me?’ ‘You’ve been accused of wizardry,’ [he said]. Wizardry?” he asked.
Flori-DUH, amirite!
May 8th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
And Florida is Dubya's brother's region.....appropriate.
May 13th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
that was also, by far, the worst magic trick i've ever seen!!
a toothpick stuck to a thumb?
why cant he at least get fired for something cool, like stopping the world's rotation... or.. yeah... stopping the world's ... stuff.... yeah!