Just so you all know, this FAQ is really old. I made it like four years ago, so the info's a little outdated, and it ain't even finished. This'll make due until I actually finish it. Enjoy

Frequently Asked Questions

Who are you? 

I am Sharkey, and I run this monkey show. That's pretty much all you need to know. If you want to learn more about me or anyone on staff, read the staff page.

Where do you live?

I live in Orange County, CA. Where the chicks are hot and video game companies are abundant. So do Mr. Mabs, Bud, and Mox. Wags would too, if he hadn't gotten himself shipped off to BFE.

What do you use to update this site?

I use News Publisher. It kicks ass.

Will you link to my site?

Probably not. Don't take it personally, but have you seen the list of sites over at Hear Ye? Jeezum Crow, I remember when there was just one. But hey, there is a possibility that I'll like your site and add it to the list. But don't count on it, you'd better entertain the bejeezus out of me.

You put my site in the links section, can you put it on the main page?

Again, probably not. There's a reason I have two sets of links. The links page is for sites that I enjoy, and would like to refer other people to. The main page is my personal bookmark section. I only put sites up there if I visit them every day. So if you want to go there, make your site kick mucho ass.

Why don't you answer my e-mails?

Because I'm an asshole. Well, not really. Between work, this site, and my personal accounts, I get a shitload of e-mail. Sometimes I don't answer because I forget or because I don't feel an answer is necessary for every e-mail, yadda yadda yadda. I've been a lot better at answering e-mails lately though, so you might want to give it another try.

Do you have ICQ or AIM? Can I have the number?

Yes I do. And I'll probably give you the number. I'm not on much though, so there's not much use.

Where did "The Drifter" go?

Well, I don't really have the time to do "The Drifter" right now. I've got the story all done, and I did a butt-load of work on it, but unfortunately I just don't have the time to do it. It's sad, because I really like the comic, and I think other people would too. Maybe later I'll finish it up.