...measuring the immesurable.

Badass is not a conjunction of words, but a description in and of itself. But, what is a badass? Short answer: not you. Long answer: below. Pierce's Badass Test v3.0 If you want to know how much of a badass you are, just click the "Totals" button for an immediate total and ranking. 1. Has the ability to make a Trench Coat look good? (10 points) 2. Has the ability to make ANY Trench Coat look good? (50 points) 3. Has the ability to make a pair of sunglasses look good? (2 points) 4. Has the ability to make any pair of sunglasses look good? (5 points) 5. Has the ability to ignore cuts and scrapes? (2 points) 6. Has the ability to ignore sprains and strains? (5 points) 7. Has the ability to ingore minor wounds? (10 points) 8. Has the ability to ignore major wounds and physical breakage? (50 points) 9. Has the ability to ignore life threatening bodily damage? (100 points) 10. Has killed a sentient being? (100 points) multiple sentient beings? (200 points) more than five sentient beings? (300 points) without caring? (500 points) 11. Has the ability to walk into a bar and order "the usual"? (2 points) 12. Has the ability to open a Zippo lighter with one hand? (2 points) 13. Can charm a person with a single smile? (20 points) 14. Has the ability to smoke? (2 points) 15. Has the need to smoke? (1 point) 16. Has the ability to smoke a tobacco product taken from the body of a man the Subject has killed without caring or really thinking about it? (20 points) 17. Has a slow steady walk? (1 point) 18. Has a steady walk through a light rain? (5 points) strong rain? (10 points) driving rain? (20 points) monsoon? (100 points) ...without blinking? (500 points) 19. Has the inability to die? (500 points) naturally? (100 points) without certain circumstances? (200 points) unless practically obliterated? (300 points) 20. Has a general apathy towards death when faced with it? (200 points) 21. Has athletic ability? (5 points) Athletic talent? (10 points) Incredible Physical Talent? (100 points) IPT is one of the easiest ways of attaining badassity. Freakish Strength? (70 points) Freakish Endurance? (90 points) 22. Has unspeakable luck? (100 points) 23. Has the ability to retain a high level of athletic ability without training? (100 points) 24. Has the ability to be passed by an incredibly attractive individual without the subject turning his or her head. (10 points) 25. Has been dead? (500 points) 26. Has been to hell? (800 points) 27. Has fought his way out of hell? (1000 points) 28. Can pull a grenade pin/rip cord with their teeth? (15 points) 29. Can shoot a high calibre firearm with one hand? (30 points) 30. Has amputated limbs? (40 points) Amputated them themselves? (100 points) 31. Has noticable facial scarring? (10 points) 32. Has a bodily scar more than 12 inches long? (15 points) 33. Is a wuss? (Multiply by Zero) Totals Display Badass Factor: Ranking: Description: Reload after hitting the reset button for reset to take effect. Definitions: Badass - tough guy, Joe Cool, Master of Disaster, Man of Intrigue, Hardcore Man, several expletives, etc. see also BA (as in BA Baraccus Mr T's A-Team character) Badassity - The state of being badass Badass Factor - The level of badassity as described by Pierce's Badass Test. Pierce's Badass Test - as above Want more Badass? Check out the Random Badass Quotes. Disclaimer: This page was generated by Adrian P. Dunston, the Pedro Picasso for Sharkey's Badassmofo.com. Written material is original. Pierce's Badass Test is a trademark of Adrian P. Dunston. Ashley "Ash" Williams, and Dr. Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jr. are copyrights of people who are not me. I also made the logo with the GIMP. This page is not intended to be offensive. Adrian P. Dunston can be contacted at apdunsto@eos.ncsu.edu. Why are you still reading this? I can't make the font any smaller. I'll bet you read license agreements too, geez!