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Ghordo Freak - Movie Intro -- Merseian @ 8:59 pm
I have no clue what the fuck has happened to our mofogames.com server....not like sharkey every fuckin tells his staff ANYTHING about what's going on...we're literally as clueless as you fuckhead readers about the goings on here at the mofo. SOOOOOO since my dinky server space for phuckin krazy won't handle the traffic the comic will bring are there any of you loyal mofo fans out there with server space we can use?The comic has been done for almost a week and I haven't been able to upload it to mofogames so I temporarily stuck it up on phuckin-krazy server space. Its a continuation of the last ghordo comic..we last left our hero at gunpoint where he had to tell a story to an irate coffee shop manager or get his head blown off. Find out if he lives in this strip... Ghordo Freak - Movie Intro
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today's comic... -- Merseian @ 1:05 pm
will be fucking late even though its been done since last night cuz the fucking mofogames.com server went down like a cheap whore....so whatever I got more important problems to worry about....the comic will be up whenever the fuckin server comes back up
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Comic #8: The Sequined Avenger -- The Hojo @ 9:53 pm
Yes, you could probably tell by the title, that option "number left" won. Frankly, I'm a little tired of all the people sending me messages whining about the comic. Well, I think I took a pretty good shot at the ring leader with this gem. Hopefully, this will make up for being late. If not, go eat a bag of hell. Find out if Ghordo from the previous comic lives or dies on Friday! ...or Tuesday... or sometime. Enjoy.Comic #8: The Sequined Avenger Note: If link does not work, that means that we are not finished with the final touches. Check back in the morning... or getchu some wings and check back in the afternoon. If you are in time zones that suck ass (especially that homosexual 1/2 time zone that New Brunswick has) then just check back in a few hours. --The Hojo
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Comic.... -- Merseian @ 9:42 pm
yeah so we didn't do one friday and one isn't here for tuesday...sorry it'll be up tomorrow morning sometime...its a large strip so its takin us a bit longer.-Mers
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Comic #7: Ghordo Freak - Choices -- The Hojo @ 10:17 pm
 Hojo [Ho Jo]: The word "Hojo" dates back to a family of hereditary regents to the shogunate of Japan who exercised actual rule from 1199 to 1333. During that period, nine successive members of the family held the regency. The Hojo took their name from their small estate in the Kanogawa Valley in Izu Province. "Hojo" is also a term meaning "power" (Japanese origin)It's about time Sharkey activated my BAMF log in. Now that I've finally recovered from raging jealousy and brooding over Pop Mhan's T-shirt designs... I am now here to serve you all with senseless entertainment. Despite what critics say, my sick ideas come from the back of mind, not from my ass. First some things you should know about me. I don't do narratives. Why? There are no good narrators left. Scatman Cruthers died 16 years ago. Eric Idle is still recovering from being associated with that Suddenly Susan shitcom. Don Pardo is off kissing NBC's ass. And the hell if I'm hiring that guy with the raspy voice that does the trailors for every movie ever made. Also, I like to slip in some midgets, both of normal intelligence and mental retardation. One of my stories without a retarded midget is like Corey Feldman with out his crack cocaine or doobies. Finally, not only will I generate my own stupidity and ill-logic, I will also bash everyone else's stupidity. This goes for PETA, Rosie O'Donnell, the French, Richard Simmons, soccer moms, goths, Clinton administration, the French, meanstream news media, Ted Turner, Alec Baldwin, Bobby Flay*, John Travolta, the French, and those damn assholes over at TheTruth.com. I failed to mention a whole other varitable plethora of morons from around the world, but you get the point. *That feckin' Sharkey beat me to that Iron Chef post. I was furious when that hog raping piece of shit Flay won. It was a total fix. Thess and I bitched for hours. Then calmed ourselves down. Tit. Now, to the whiney bitches, this comic will seem boring and 'not funny'. Good. I felt like spicing this place up with a little interaction. This comic is a little introduction, where you, the viewer can choose which comic is shown next--simply by commenting on whether you want the left, center, or right (little) panel to be used. Not only will I post up the 'winning' comic, one of these scenarios causes Ghordo to die. We all like death, don't we kiddies? Sure we do! Now, I am not guaranteeing masturbatory spasms with every comic, but this one, as far as drawing goes, ain't too bad. Enjoy. Comic #7: Ghordo Freak - Choices
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No comic for thursday.... -- Merseian @ 8:15 pm
Which I'm sure you might have realized by now...I'm in the process of moving and after tuesdays comic we realized this is definately a 2 man operation. I'm moving this weekend...and am behind on everything because on top of having to attend my grandmothers funeral and my coworkers funeral, I am the worlds biggest procrastinator. Also the days were making us rush and was hurting the quality of the comic so from now on it'll be Tuesday and Friday.
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Tales of the Mofo - WombStretcha -- Merseian @ 9:12 pm
Hojo here. Sharkey is a lazy bastard and, therefore, hasn't provided me with my own log in and whatnot. So, as you can see, Mers, who is hammered off his dego ass, has let me 'borrow' his info.Truth be told, Mers became unavailable from Sunday until... well, just about 10 minutes ago. I on the other hand was having way too much fun of my own on Monday with this chick I met... So... as you all well know, Comic #6 entitled: The Wombstretcha (Originally titled: She's the one by the guy who looks like Sharkey). Is feckin' LATE. Well, too bad. If you don't like it you can suck my grandmother's left ass cheek. If you want quality, you'll have to wait a few more hours. I had this bitch done today, but things got crazy yadda yadda yadda... But, this damn coloring... sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit. I tells ya what... So I'm sittin' there colorin' my ass off and who pops online to save me again with 30 minutes left to spare? No, not Al Roker OR Clint Howard, but indeed it is Mers. So, that's what we are doing now. Coloring. If you wanna bitch... email me. Meanwhile, keep yourselves occupied with this. Here is the link:
Comic #6: Wombstretcha
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Tales of the MoFo - Suchi -- Merseian @ 6:52 pm
Yet again Hojo and I were late getting the comic up...right day, but I was shooting for mornings.... Things will be better hopefully after I finish moving on the 2nd. I'll be able to do more of the work from home instead of at work. First of all I gotta thank TheDirtySanchez for helping me salvage the dialogue in todays script..Even if you don't think its funny as is..trust me it was worse this morning. I knew what I wanted, but my brain has been on slow motion from stress and insomnia so I couldn't come up with the proper wording. We were shooting for a goofy looking JapanAnimation feel to it thats why the chars are drawn a bit different this time. Fuck...I'm rambling again..hojo was supposed to do the write up for this one and I was gonna post it, cuz SOMEONE still hasn't setup his posting rights...*ahem* anyways enjoy the strip!!!*EDIT* The link is fixed...I dunno how that happened...I'm tired and retarded...mostly retarded. Also...Hojo says if you're a good looking lady(as in female homosapien) and in the Atlanta area he's looking for some Hojosexual relations...he wants some tit damnit email him. or spam him on aim @ Midaiz1221 or icq @ 25269103 ....I'm such a shithead.
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