5 Responses to “David Lee Roth To Rejoin Van Halen”

1. Phuked says:

   February 3, 2007 at 9:07 am

   DLR may have been a headcase, but it’s Eddie that has been the problem all along. The only thing worse than the asshole lead singer, is the even bigger asshole lead-guitarist.

   The world stopped caring about Van Halen in 1993.
2. Naige says:

   February 3, 2007 at 11:46 am

   I’d give a shit if Michael was still part of the band. As it stands, I wouldn’t go see them for free in my backyeard.

   Then again, I was always a Sammy fan.
3. Liquid Arrogance says:

   February 3, 2007 at 4:24 pm

   Probably the only reason Eddie dumped Mike is because he’s still really chummy with Sammy.
4. :( says:

   February 5, 2007 at 4:35 am

   In 2004, a young girl named katu lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word “LATUALATUKA” into her back. now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions
5. james br0wn says:

   February 5, 2007 at 4:39 am

   So named because of the color of their waxy skin, the greenskins
   are savagery personified. They are ill-tempered, primitive, and live
   only to fight. In the absence of another foe, greenskins will eventually
   turn on one another for want of violence. In their culture, might makes
   right and the weakest members of society are one false step away
   from being dinner.

   The greenskins have no homeland to speak of. They capture other
   race’s settlements and then make those places their own, decorating
   them with tribal graffiti, wood and scrap materials fashioned into
   crude symbols, and oftentimes, the bones of those they have slain.
   This leads to a very unique form of architecture that is distinctively
   ramshackle.

   Periodically, a powerful Orc Warboss will unite the
   greenskin tribes into a single swarming mass called
   a “Waaagh!”, named for the common greenskin battle-cry.
   In a Waaagh! , the greenskins unite into a stampede of
   frenzied Orcs, Goblins and Snotlings bent on destroying
   everything they encounter. Save for pure Chaos itself,
   there is no force in the Warhammer world as devastating
   as a Waaagh! set in motion.

   At the onset of the Age of Reckoning, the greenskins have been united by the Black Orc Warlord Grumlok and his diminutive counterpart, the Goblin Shaman Gazbag. Together, they have led their tribe, the Bloody Sun Boyz, to dominance. Now, they wage war upon the Dwarfs, guided by an unseen hand.