Holy hannah, they do exist!

Why couldn’t this have happened five years ago? Stupid network execs, giving her those doomed-to-failure TV shows. They’re the ones that are responsible for her shirt staying on all these years, filling her bosoms with false hope that they’d never have to reveal themselves. At least, not unless it’s important to the character, in a really respectable film. Or perhaps your well starts running dry on that last stretch to 30, and a third-rate director offers you a part in his latest shitty horror/drama.

Fun fact: her brother is in this movie. I’m going to let my mind wander on that for a bit.

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