Bad Ass MoFo

Sweet baby jesus: Ponchos

FaaQ — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:07:18 +0000

Honestly, I could see this ad running in the NYTimes if they don’t get their circulation numbers up soon.

P.S. Bacon is life!

FaaQ — Fri, 09 May 2008 18:04:21 +0000

Awesome.

Hot Hot Bug on Bug Action!

FaaQ — Thu, 08 May 2008 18:31:06 +0000

Check out Isabella Rossellini’s Green Porno over at Sundance. Trust me, you want to see this.

What’s missing from this picture?

FaaQ — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:50:50 +0000

Finding a photo album like this, is the result of reading too much ED.

Answers:

a. phosphorous grenade

b. non-virgins

c. KLFJoat (oh wait, he’s wearing the hat)

I think this is why Fark has a “Florida” tag

FaaQ — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:33:52 +0000

Substitute teacher Jim Piculas does a 30-second magic trick where a toothpick disappears then reappears.

But after performing it in front of a classroom at Rushe Middle School in Land ‘O Lakes, Piculas said his job did a disappearing act of its own.

“I get a call the middle of the day from the supervisor of substitute teachers. He says, ‘Jim, we have a huge issue. You can’t take any more assignments. You need to come in right away,’” he said.

When Piculas went in, he learned his little magic trick cast a spell that went much farther than he’d hoped.

“I said, ‘Well Pat, can you explain this to me?’ ‘You’ve been accused of wizardry,’ [he said]. Wizardry?” he asked.

Flori-DUH, amirite!