Bad Ass MoFo http://www.badassmofo.com We Put The Ass In Asshole Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:31:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 en hourly 1 Don’t be stingaayyy! http://www.badassmofo.com/dont-be-stingaayyy/2009/04/ http://www.badassmofo.com/dont-be-stingaayyy/2009/04/#comments Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:30:09 +0000 FaaQ http://www.badassmofo.com/?p=2004 Can’t link directly to the video, but McDonald’s one-ups the Popeyes and KFC madness of late with launching not only a site dedicated to black people and their love of McNuggets, but Kieth Sweat makes a special apperance to sing a love song for the McNugget 25th Anniversery.

Everyone knows I’m keen on love songs, so it was a perfect fit for me to write a love song for the 25th anniversary of Chicken McNuggets. I was honored to have the opportunity to share some of my creative talent with McDonald’s. It was great working with them on this project – I’ve grown up with McDonald’s and was happy to be a part of it.

Hahahaha. Dude must owe some serious cash to someone. Man I’m lovin it.

]]> http://www.badassmofo.com/dont-be-stingaayyy/2009/04/feed/ In keeping with the Zombie tradition http://www.badassmofo.com/in-keeping-with-the-zombie-tradition/2009/04/ http://www.badassmofo.com/in-keeping-with-the-zombie-tradition/2009/04/#comments Mon, 13 Apr 2009 19:42:09 +0000 FaaQ http://www.badassmofo.com/?p=1999 CNN puts out possibly one of the best headlines this year:

Woody Harrelson claims he mistook photographer for zombie

I wrapped a movie called ‘Zombieland,’ in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character,” Harrelson said in a statement issued Friday by his publicist.

“With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie,” he said.

Yeah I have that problem too, mistaking the living for Zombies. Really, since it’s Woody Harrelson, you really are not that shocked are you? But come on, this isn’t the Dark Knight and Woody isn’t playing the Joker.

]]> http://www.badassmofo.com/in-keeping-with-the-zombie-tradition/2009/04/feed/ Timewaster http://www.badassmofo.com/timewaster/2009/04/ http://www.badassmofo.com/timewaster/2009/04/#comments Sat, 11 Apr 2009 20:00:55 +0000 FaaQ http://www.badassmofo.com/?p=1997 Sure why not.

]]> http://www.badassmofo.com/timewaster/2009/04/feed/ You Racist! http://www.badassmofo.com/you-racist/2009/03/ http://www.badassmofo.com/you-racist/2009/03/#comments Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:22:42 +0000 FaaQ http://www.badassmofo.com/?p=1992 Believe it or not, this is a real movie that someone was paid to make.

]]> http://www.badassmofo.com/you-racist/2009/03/feed/ Apparently Rap Music is not paying as well as it used to http://www.badassmofo.com/apparently-rap-music-is-not-paying-as-well-as-it-used-to/2009/03/ http://www.badassmofo.com/apparently-rap-music-is-not-paying-as-well-as-it-used-to/2009/03/#comments Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:05:40 +0000 FaaQ http://www.badassmofo.com/?p=1990 If this episode of MTV “Cribs” is any indication. Subtitles provided for those who do not speak “tard”.

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