Jim's Top 7 Reasons Why S.U.V.'s Suck

7. Driving behind an SUV is like trying to see through a brick wall.

    And their blinkers are blinding dammit! --Sharkey

6. Luxury car makers are building SUV's now, because apparently 4-wheel drive is essential for valet parking.

5. An SUV driving behind you at night is at the perfect height to blind you with it's head lights.

   AGAIN with the blinding! Bastards. --Sharkey

4. SUV's don't fit into compact parking spaces, but most of their owners think that they do.

3. SUV's are great for conquering rugged off-road trails, but 99.99% of the time they're used for transporting groceries and soccer teams.

2. One parked too close to Sharkey's car, and made him bend his side view mirror.

    I got em back, I parked so close to them they'd need a can opener to get out. --Sharkey

1. The first two letters of SUV are the same as the first two letters of SUCK.

    I thought SUV stood for Shit-ass Ugly Vehicle. Guess not. --Sharkey