Man, that's GOTTA HURT!

For some reason we just can't get enough of people doing stupid shit and getting themselves hurt, maimed, or worse. We love those Fox shows with police chases and horrible accidents, and we can't seem to explain why. Explain why? Who gives a rats ass why? That guy just got a whack in the nuts! That's comedy! 

So we're sick. Deal with it. Here's a collection of some of the funnier painful vids that we've come across. Enjoy. 


 Videos
 Arm.mpg - Arm wrestler gets into it a little too much and his arm pays the price.
 Bang.mpg -  This chick gets what's coming to her. What kind of a dumbass sits on a truck filled with pyrotechnics anyway? 
 Banger.avi - You may have seen this before. Dumbass tries to break blocks with his head. Repeatedly.
 Bikejump.mpg - Boy, a stunning lack of skill turns a bike jump into a tragedy for this guy's nuts. 
 Boatfall.mpg -  Another idiot takes a long walk off a short boat. At least his box makes it across safely. 
 Bull.mpg -  Bull completely trounces a runner. If it's real, I doubt that guy'll be moving much ever again.
 Catchface.mpg - Dad and sons playing catch with a football. Son prefers catching with his face, not his hands
 Corvette.mpg -  A sweet 'Vette plays soccer with some poor guy's ass.
 Crash.mpg -  I first saw this on one of those "Wildest Police Chases" shows. Car gets creamed from outta nowhere.
 Croc.mpg -  You may have seen this one before. Dumbass sticks his head in a croc's mouth and then.... well, shit happens.
 Donkey.mpg -  Tip: Don't tempt fate with a horny donkey.
 Gym.mpg -  Wow, supreme lack of skeelz results in a harsh faceplant. The best part is how his friend just stands there. 
 Gym2.mpg - Oops, got a little too close to that parallel bar with your head. He looks all cartoony right after though...
 Gymnast.mpg - This poor girl's dreams are shattered, and maybe her neck, when she screws up her landing. 
 Gymnastics.mpg - Nice miss, jackass. Olympic hopeful eats gym horse. 
 Horseback.mpg -  This has to hurt. No Christopher Reeves jokes kids, I've already taken care of it. 
 Hydrantjump.avi -  Skater tries to jump a hydrant, but leaves the family jewels behind. . 
 Jacked.mpg - I've been told that this is fake, but its still extremely funny. The best part is the slide at the end. 
 Javelin.mpg - Javelin thrower does a faceplant.
 Jump.mpg - Snowboarder eats shit. (Not literally)
 Jumpflip.mpg - Stupid kid does a front flip off of a small hill, and miscalculates his landing.  
 Kick.mpg - This guy deserves it. Painful to watch if youre a guy. 
 Killerrabbit.mpg -  Rabbit finds out why NASCAR races aren't cool places to hang out.
 Oyoyoy.mpg -  Don't know if its real or not. It's not the fact that the guy gets his chest blown away that's funny, its the "OY-OY-OY!" 
 Pittrunover.mpg - Brad Pitt getting run over in Meet Joe Black. Not real, but still funny. 
 Plane.mpg - Guy gets sucked into the engine of a jet! The jet doesn't seem too happy about it.
 Police.avi - Not sure if it's real. Stoner decides to flip off a cop. Cop decides to introduce the stoner to his nightstick. Repeatedly. 
 Pooljump.mpg - You know, if you're dumb enough to try and jump spread-eagle over your pool, you deserve what's comin' to you. 
 Pornheadbang.mpg - Hot porn star is rubbing her goodies, and gets a little too close to the camera. 
 Skatersarm.mpg - Skater misses and snaps a bone or two. Repeated again in slo-mo in case you miss it.
 Snowmobile.avi -  Snowmobile lands on another snowmobiler. Neck snappin' ensues.
 Soccer.mpg -  Two guys at a soccer game exchange insults, then one kicks the other down the stairs. *ouch*
 Soccerleg.mpg - You may have seen it, two soccer players collide and one's leg snaps like a twig.
 Train.avi - Dumb woman runs out on the train tracks and BAM
 Tennis.mpg - Tennis player goes one way, his ankle goes the other. The end result ain't pretty.
 Youch.mpg - Another one that's painful for the guys to see. Only watch if you want to feel sick.


If you've got any painful videos to submit, feel free to send them to Sharkey. He'll probably laugh his ass off and post it here.