The BadAss MoFo's Guide to Beer

"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" -- Benjamin Franklin.

Beer, for many BadAss MoFo's, is a staple food. It exists as a social remedy to whatever ails you. Unattractiveness, shyness, complete lack of personality, all of this vanishes through the wonder that is beer. Beer can instantly turn the dullest of parties into the swankest of shindigs. It helps to relax you, making you more at ease with your surroundings and company. Some people are unaware of the benefits of beer. Usually young people are turned off by the taste of beer, and stop drinking it, usually turning to hard liquor. Unfortunately, they never develop a sense of taste for beer. This takes time and patience to develop, but it is well worth it. This guide is devoted to helping beer lovers and newbies enjoy the beauty that is beer. If you are looking for interesting and fun ways to socially drink your beer, please visit our badass beer games page.

Favorite Beers: These are beers which are most worthy of drinking. Beers which you drink when you want to enjoy beer, not because you want to get drunk.

Guiness
Bass
Murphy's
Harp
Sam Adam's Boston Lager
Corona (with lime)

Black and Tan: A black and tan is a tasty beer treat. It is a mix of equal parts dark and pale beers. (ie: stout and bitter). There is an art to pouring the perfect black and tan. Half of the beauty of the black and tan is the contrast of colors. You must drink it through a clear glass. You must first get a spoon and the two beers. You must tip the spoon upside down with the tip against the glass. Tilt the glass at a slight angle. First pour the pale beer into the tilted glass so as to avoid foam. Then, pour the dark beer very slowly onto the hump of the spoon, aiming so that it runs down the spoon. The dark beer should run along the tip of the spoon and along the side of the glass. Once emptied, the dark and light parts of the beer should be completely separated. Once you master the art of pouring a black and tan, you can become quite a hit at parties. Just bust out the spoon and pour. Here are the two most common (and tasty) combinations for a successful black and tan:

Murphy's (bottle) and Harp (bottle)
Guiness (in the can) and Bass (bottle)

Cheap Beers: Cheap beers are a necessity in life. These are beers that you drink when inebriation and socialization are your goals. Cheap beers come in many varieties, but you must take caution not to buy just any cheap beer. Many of these beers are basically urine in beer bottles. Listed below are safe beers which are usually cheap, palletable, and effective.

Keystone Light
Pabp's Blue Ribbon
Bud Light

Shit Beers: The beer blacklist. Beers which should never have been brewed. Disgraces to the name beer. You get the picture. Anyone out there who has experienced a beer that went above and beyond shit, please let me know.

Slow Brew (esp. Extra Pale Ale)
Lucky Lager
Natural Light
Braumeister

Beer Information

Here you will find quality information for your beer education. Peruse these sites and fill your head with knowledge.

Beer Dictionary
Beer Ingredients
Brew your first beer

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