BadAss MoFo's Rules to Live By
This list will be updated as new rules are agreed upon.

1. The BadAss MoFo is better than you.

If you are not a Badass MoFo, then you are inferior. The Badass MoFo could kick your ass, drink you under the table, scores more than you, etc.

2. The BadAss MoFo is never wrong.

The BadAss MoFo cannot, and will not admit he is wrong. Ever. Now, that does not mean he can say "The sky is brown", because that is not the way it works. The BAMF thinks about what he says before he says it, and speaks with educated refinement. The BAMF is wise beyond his years, and therefore others are too intimidated to challenge his opinions.

3. The BadAss MoFo can BS his way out of any situation.

What the BAMF does not know, he makes up. He can convince a surgeon that he was pre-med at Stanford. He can convince women that he is sensitive, when he is an asshole.

4. The BadAss MoFo pursues pie by any means necessary.

This needs no explanation. This is basically what every guy does, but the BAMF does it better.

5. The BadAss MoFo loves action flicks, pizza, and beer.

Duh

6. The BadAss MoFo hates country music, chick flicks, and McDonalds.

Again, Duh.

7. The BadAss MoFo will rise to any challenge of his manhood and TRIUMPH!

This includes chugging mass amounts of alcohol, wrasslin', and other displays of manliness.