New Reviews, Harry Potter, and The New Guy -- Orion @ 10:51 pm Alright, as promised, I updated the reviews. Granted, I'll be behind again when stuff comes out tomorrow and I haven't put anything up...
I wanted to say that if you missed The New Guy, you should either go see it if it's still playing, or definitely rent it when it hits dvd/vhs. That movie was some funny. If you know who Tony Hawk is (what console gamer doesn't?) then it's worth watching just for his scenes in it.
Another thing I wanted to mention was that I was watching Harry Potter And the Philo- er... Sorcerer's Stone again and I really liked the film. Part Two is supposed to finish filming next month for a November release. Anyway, while watching it, I was asked the question, "I wonder where they got all those letters?" (from the beginning when the owls deliver hundreds) and just then did I figure it out. "They duped them. I'm sure of it."
The original film elevated Vin Diesel toward superstardom, and he is poised to return as Riddick, whose cat-like ability to see in the dark helped him lead a group of survivors off a sun-less world in "Pitch Black."
"We think of 'Pitch Black' like 'Mad Max' was to 'Road Warrior,' or 'The Hobbit' was to 'Lord Of The Rings.' They were places to find one of your characters, enabling you to take them to different places in subsequent films."
Wow. That's not how I think of Pitch Black. My thinking requires jabbing pencils into my ears hard enough to break through the canal and stab my brain so that no thoughts of that pile of shit can enter my conscious mind. But then, maybe I'm not their target audience. Perhaps the mentally retarded have become a bigger demographic since Glitter hit the big screen.
Tuesday, March 05, 2002
David Lynch -- NHDJ1 @ 11:32 am David Lynch has a site up. Check the weirdness that be.
Who's David Lynch? 1960-2002 Filmography Darkened Room Mulholland Dr. Straight Story, The Lost Highway Lumière et compagnie "Hotel Room" (1993) TV Series "On the Air" Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me Industrial Symphony No. 1: The Dream of the Broken Hearted(TV) "American Chronicles" TV Series Wild at Heart "Twin Peaks" TV Series Cowboy and the Frenchman, The "Français vus par..., Les" TV Series Blue Velvet Dune (1984) (as Alan Smithee) Elephant Man, The Eraserhead Amputee, The Grandmother, The Alphabet, The Six Figures Getting Sick
Sorry about the AICN link, but sacrifices must be made. I've gotta run, so you can make up your own hilarious commentary on this one. Try using finger puppets, and if you have the means, uppers.
Wednesday, January 23, 2002
Black Hawk Down -- Orion @ 10:31 am I watched Black Hawk Down last weekend and I thought it was truly amazing. I highly recommend it. I was going to post a full review, but since FaaQ actually served in Somalia, I was hoping he'd go watch it and post a review. Regardless, I really liked it, and liked it enough to go buy the book and put it in the "to be read" queue. If he doesn't post anything on it in the next week I'll post a larger review.
Monday, December 03, 2001
Natalie Portman In Leon 2? -- Sharkey @ 3:28 pm Apparently there is a lot of talk circulating in Hollywood that Luc Besson and Natalie Portman will be teaming up once again to produce a sequel to Leon: The Professional. I don't rightly know if the first flick even needs a sequel, but if it stars Natalie holding guns in sexually suggestive positions, I'm all for it.
Apparently Besson is all over this sequel, but only if Ms. Portman decides to reprise her role as Matilda, who would reportedly be an assassin years later.
I'm sorry, but the thought of Natalie Portman with a gun and a short skirt makes my pants tight.
I guess that was more information than you needed, but you can deal with it.
I saw all of these movies with the exception of The One. Sorry Jet Li, but if I wanted to see crap, I'd go balls-to-the-wall and see Jeepers Creepers. Oh wait, I did do that. Somebody kill me.
So what are you waiting for? Click the link. C'mon you pansy, I dare you to click that fucking link.
What are you afraid of? Are you afraid that it will ruin the trailer and/or the movie for you? Well let me ruin the movie for you right now: There's clones, lightsabres, a love story, and it's gonna suck. It's really gonna suck. And I don't mean wet-blowjobs-from-fat-DSL kinda suck. I mean Hoover kinda suck. And not the wet-n-dry vac either, I mean the kind with pointy bristles at the end, that would most likely scratch up your knob and not have the decency to swallow. That's how harshly this film will suck.
Now you should feel confident enough to click the link. Pussy.
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Alright, as promised, I updated the reviews. Granted, I'll be behind again when stuff comes out tomorrow and I haven't put anything up...
Apparently there is a lot of talk circulating in Hollywood that Luc Besson and Natalie Portman will be teaming up once again to produce a sequel to Leon: The Professional. I don't rightly know if the first flick even needs a sequel, but if it stars Natalie holding guns in sexually suggestive positions, I'm all for it.