2 Responses to “Nobody Puts Baby In An Oven!”

1. (__0__) says:

   January 23, 2007 at 5:44 am

   Pulling his sword from the angel, Hayaishi takes a moment to quaff a potion. As another angelic form materializes before him, he begins concentrating on it. The angel, now fully formed, raises his sword to strike. The air whirs and crackles; lightning strikes the angel from above, and the angel’s sword freezes inches from Hayaishi’s face.

   As a grin appears slowly, Hayaishi says, “It appears I have a captive audience. Allow me to tell you of my mission.

   “I am one chosen by the Dark Goddess, Shilen. My quest is to rid the world of her enemies before her arrival. When she comes, I will be by her side corrupting all towards her will. Her awakening is inevitable and I wish to honor her with the blood and soul of those who oppose her. You will join the others I have already collected.”

   Hayaishi plunges his sword deep into the angel, which still shows no signs of life. Pulling out a small crystal from his pouch he begins chanting in a low melodic tone. Streams of light emit from the crystal and begin to surround the angel. As the light encases the angel, Hayaishi pulls his sword out, and the angel shrieks as its life force is trapped inside the crystal.

   Hayaishi muses to himself, “Another offering that will enhance the power of my Dark Goddess.”

   As he looks around, he spots another angel in the distance, and charges toward it.
2. (__0__) says:

   January 23, 2007 at 5:57 am

   In 2003, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake.
   Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes.
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