Random Jack
The internet is boring this week, so here are the few things that have registered as a blip on my radar thus far.
- Check out these amazing gaming prints. Featuring some bitchin’ Super Mario Bros and Katamari art. Speaking of Mario Bros, I’m also quite smitten (yeah, smitten fucker. what of it?) with this Chomp Chain headwear, despite the unsmittening woman wearing it.
- Cheeseburger In A Can. God damn that’s gross.
- Speaking of gross, check out Liv Tyler’s sister Mia Tyler, naked. Not safe for work, or people who want to retain their ocular virginity.
- To make up for that, how about Miley Cyrus in her underwear. I told Captain Terror that I’d Hannah Mount-ana her, and felt ashamed of myself immediately. Not for lusting after a 16-year-old, but because the pun was just awful. Awful.
- Woman arrested after crowbar slips out of her pants. We really don’t need to read the rest of the story, further elaboration on that title can only serve as a disappointment.
One more thing: I’m thoroughly exhausted with the current run of Burger King ads, mainly because they are a complete fucking fantasy. If your average person had the great misfortune of having to eat at BK, and was told that the chain had discontinued the Whopper®, odds are that the person in question would respond with “Oh good, did you replace it with something edible?”
It’s Chain Chomp, actually, not Chomp Chain. Common mistake, I’m sure. Also, pro solution: Knit one, and take a photo of a hot girl wearing it. All I had at the time was myself and a camera.
My bad. I have un-hot-girl-in-hat induced dyslexia.
Kudos to being a good sport, and to your outstanding (though how would I know) knitting skills.
Since the order of things I would have sex with in that post is: miley cyrus > knitting girl > spare change thieving inbred meth-whore > cheeseburger in a can > Mia Tyler, I’d say our knitting friend is looking mighty fine today. Although I’m sure tomorrow’s slice of the day will bump things down a notch. Amiright Sharkey?
I think Mia Tyler ate Liv…..