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9/15/99 Slice of the Day -- Sharkey @ 9:05 pm
Ahh, today we celebrate the miracle of life. Reese Witherspoon bore the spawn of Ryan Philippe on the 9th, and so we celebrate her new MILF (look it up) status by making her Slice of the Day:

Hi, I'm Reese. My eyes are up here!

Ahh, so sad she had to get knocked up, especially by that soon-to-be-dead-man Ryan Philippe. Oh well, hopefully she hasn't lost any of this or this. At least Carson Daily never knocked up Jennifer Love Hewitt, so there's still hope.

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