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weak sauce

I am mutha fucking pissed. So I order a TV online. WRONG thing to fricken do. Take my time from work to receive it from the freight carriers, get the puppy halfway mounted and cable guys out to hook it up and what happens???? A fucking line right down the fucking middle of the screen. Alright the, contact Amazon and email them like they say. Said I want a refund and you can have this picked up. Civil, polite and short. Nooo get an email back asking me to contact the manufacturer to see if they can fix it or trouble shoot…
At first I was like- These people are great! Now they can lick my asshole after eating spicey greasy cheap pizza. So I call Sharp, they ask me to email a picture of the problem, done while I was on the phone with them. They say they’ll contact me within 48 hours to figure out the best approach after talking to the tech guys. No call back and I was busy for a week so no sweat off my sack. I call back asking what the deal was since no one called.
They tell me they have it in their notes that someone did try and call me for pics… I tell them I sent them in when I was on the phone with them a week ago. Oh hey, look at that… they DID have the pics. Well shit howdy! I get the we’ll contact a service technician in your area and have them contact you for a time to schedule coming out. Day goes by no call. Next day I call Sharp again, still being polite and impatient.

Hi There! Haven’t heard from you guys, was wondering why a service tech hasn’t called to set up the appt.
Oh let’s look in your file, yup yup, we didn’t get the pics…oh wait yeah we did. Let me transfer you. Hold please.

Well holy shit I’m getting a little miffed to say the least. A service tech will call you, I tried calling but they’re not open yet. Here’s the number for you to follow up with them if you don’t get a call. Fucking lovely customer service you cock gobblers.

On to the next day- no call so I call the techs. Who… guess what!?!? Haven’t gotten the work order!! Back to Sharp.. they haven’t gotten a work order, get it there. Hold please.

Im about to flip myh lid when the lady gets back on the phone and says she had the head tech guy look at the pictures and he says it’ll take blah blah part to fix it and they’re gonna overnite it so I can have it fixed right away.

Well kids, that was last Friday. It’s Tuesday and I had made an appt for then tech people to come out today from 4-6. Guess what call I got leaving work to get home in time? BINGO! Your part isn’t here, we’ll call tomorrow to find out where it is.

I called Sharp cuz it wasn’t the little asian lady with the thick accent I couldn’t really understand english’s fault. And wouldn’t ya know it, that particular department had left for the day already. Poor Nick got an aggravated Peach.

Here comes the obvious questions to Nick, Mr. Customer Service.

“Do your parts usually take this long?
Is your company’s customer service always this lacking? What would you do if you were me? Perhaps demand a refund from Amazon? So maybe I could get a TV that works properly? Would you think that paying over 2 grand on a TV you’d get some customer service help?”
“Im sorry Ma’am, I unfortunately can’t answer those questions but no we don’t usually back order these parts. Is there anything I can help you with?”

GEE! Maybe by getting my TV FIXED?!?!?! But I wasn’t gonna yell at this kid, the sarcastic ass questions were bad enough.

“Nope, I’ll just call Amazon and deal with them now. DICK” *click*
Dear Amazon-
Hello- I had a damaged good when it arrived and had asked for a refund. You had sent an email asking me to contact the manufacturer. They have been no help and Im fed up. Please either refund my money and pick this junk up or get Sharp to fix this before I break it beyond repair. You’d think I could get some real customer service for buying something over 2 grand.

Short story long, fuck Sharp.

20 Responses to “weak sauce”

  1. splorkchop says:

    If you had bothered to do any research, you would have discovered that your situation is typical of people who receive DOA TV’s from online retailers. That’s why people pay the extra $100 to get it from a local store.

  2. american_myth says:

    Cancel the charges on your credit card. Even if it was debited, you very likely have some kind of buyer’s protection that will allow you to reverse the charges and tell Amazon to come pick up box. Or lick yours. Fuckers.

  3. Kelsey Smith says:

    بإعلان جدول زمني لبدء انسحاب القوات الأمريكية من العراق بحلول الخريف المقبل. ومن المتوقع أن يجري مجلس الشيوخ تصويتاً صباح الخميس، على مشروع قانون مماثل، حيث يتوقع أن يرسل المجلسان نسخة واحدة من مشروع القانون إلى الرئيس بوش، والذي هدد مراراً بأنه سيستخدم حق “الفيتو” الرئاسي، لنقض مشروع القانون الجديد.
    التفاصيل آخرين، بالإضافة إلى خمسة مدنيين.

    وكان هجوم انتحاري مزدوج بسيارتين مفخختين، استهدف المقر الرئيسي للحزب الديمقراطي الكردستاني، في مدينة “زمار” شمالي العراق، في وقت مبكر من صباح الخميس، أسفر عن مقتل خمسة أشخاص على الأقل، وإصابة ثلاثة آخرين.

    وقال عمدة المدينة، إن مهاجماً انتحارياً حاول الدخول بسيارته المفخخة إلى المبنى الذي يوجد فيه الحزب، الذي يتزعمه مسعود البارزاني، رئيس إقليم “كردستان العراق”ØŒ إلا أن أفراد الحراسة تصدوا له، مما أدى لانفجار السيارة قبل وصولها إلى مقر الحزب.

    وأضاف قوله إن هجوماً ثانياً بسيارة مفخخة أخرى، استهدف نفس المبنى بعد قليل من انفجار السيارة الأولى، ولكنه أشار إلى أنها انفجرت أيضاً خارج المبنى.

    وتقع زمار على بعد نحو 80 كيلومتراً (35 ميلاً) من شمال غرب الموصل، بمحاذاة الحدود الإدارية لمحافظة “دهوك” التابعة لإقليم كردستان، في شمال العراق.

    ويعد هذا الهجوم هو الثاني الذي يستهدف مقراً للحزب الديمقراطي الكردستاني خلال أربعة أيام، حيث كان مقر الحزب في “تل أسقف” شمال الموصل، قد تعرض لهجوم بسيارة مفخخة، ظهر الاثنين.

    وأدى الهجوم إلى مقتل عشرة أشخاص وإصابة نحو عشرين آخرين، حسبما أكد مسؤول بالحزب يدعى عبد الغني يحيى.

    يأتي الهجوم بعد قليل من إعلان تقرير للأمم المتحدة، جاء فيه أن العنف الطائفي يواصل حصد أعداد كبيرة من المدنيين العراقيين، في الضواحي السنية والشيعية، على حد سواء، رغم خطة أمن بغداد القائمة منذ نحو عشرة أسابيع.

    وسارعت الحكومة العراقية إلى شجب التقرير الذي وصفته بأنه “غير دقيق أو متوازن”ØŒ محذرة من أنه يضع مصداقية المنظمة الأممية على المحك.

    ويبعث “تقرير حقوق الإنسان” الذي تصدره “بعثة الأمم المتحدة للمساعدة في العراق”ØŒ ويغطي الأوضاع الإنسانية خلال الأشهر الثلاثة الماضية، برسالة مفادها: العراق يواجه “تحديات أمنية هائلة في وجه العنف المتنامي، والمعارضة المسلحة لسلطته، وأوضاع إنسانية تتردي بصورة متسارعة.”

  4. LOL says:

    老百姓用惯了的小小病历本要发生一个根本的变化,对老百姓意味着什么?东城区卫生局党委书记、副局长王浩波代表认为“当然是好事”,因为“一本通”的推行是全市同级医院检查结果互认的起点,老百姓的看病支出会因此大大降低。据介绍,为配合“一本通”的推行,东城区卫生局已经确定医政科为相关管理部门,同时制定管理程序,要求各医院只能按照“一本通”的成本价销售给患者,不许加价。

    上地医院院长王玲代表介绍,一般来讲,如果都是三级医院,信任程度会比较高,而如果带着二级医院或社区医院的诊断结果再去三级医院看病,可能还要做重新诊断和检查,因为不同级别医院间的技术力量、医疗设施存在差别。但总体来讲,“一本通”还是会降低老百姓的看病费用,例如B超等有图像记录的检查可能就不需要重复做,这样就减少了不必要的检查费用。

    据了解,“一本通”将由北京市卫生局统一下发,外观像个竖版的笔记本,上面写着“门诊病历手册”,以及姓名、性别、药物过敏等字样,医院院名则需要在内页填写。

    ■对医生提出更高要求

    北京妇产医院的主任医师姜淑清代表认为,“一本通”使用后将使医生对患者的诊断更加安全,但同时也对医生提出了更高的要求。

    姜淑清代表说,对于妇产医院来说,医生了解孕产妇以往的病史非常重要,可患者常常会有意或无意隐瞒病史,导致医生不能作出正确的判断。“有的患者是忘了告诉医生,有的认为自己得过的某种病与这次诊断没关系,还有的是怕住不上院故意不说。其实,病史对医生诊断非常重要,尤其是像我们这样的专科医院,内科、外科不是我们的本行,只能通过记录了解患者的病史。”

    “所有医院使用一本病历,对我们医生的要求更高了,因为这样的门诊记录不是只给本人或者本院的医生看,还要给这名患者以后可能遇到的所有医生看,这就要求我们问病更加认真、用药更加谨慎、书写更加清楚规范。”姜淑清代表说。她还希望“一本通”能对就医实名制有所推动。

    当然,姜淑清代表也有自己的担心。对于接诊量大的医院来说,每个门诊医生半天的接诊量都在

  5. fren says:

    What a stupid thing to do, buy a tv in a shop and walk out it with the thing in your hands.
    You lazy cunt.

  6. Asmotron says:

    Yeah, ordering something as big and fragile as a nice TV online is pretty much retarded. Even from a retail store you can still get busted items. But the beauty of the thing then is that you can just GO BACK AND GET A NEW ONE. Yay!

    I’ll order inexpensive stuff, or stuff I know wont break, off the internets. Otherwise its retailers all the way ’cause you can’t trust anyone to get anything right.

  7. Peaches says:

    well kids, unlike like you i dont have a ton of spare time to go shopping for a TV, nor would i want to waste my time or my friends time by saying hey, come help me get a tv.

    it’s not that easy to get a 47″ TV and throw it in the car to get a new one. I’m guessing none of you tards can even afford a tv this big or realize that sending out a tech to fix the problem is the simplest route. Im not throwing a lcd flat screen in the bed of a truck nor am I going to have room in the tahoe for it and 2 friends to carry it. wtf are you idiots thinking?

  8. spawn_66669 says:

    all you do is your basic research online, figure out what the best TV is and walk into a supplier and say you want that TV. He/She will tries to sell you something else, say no. They’ll special order it for you if they don’t have it in stock.

  9. wallywest says:

    Oh good grief, I have a 46″ rear projection that I picked up and hauled up two flights of stairs. 200+ pounds. Your LCD probably weighs what, 50 pounds? I know you have a vagina and all, but come on.

    Anyway, if you do buy online for Christ’s sake, don’t buy from Amazon.

  10. splorkchop says:

    Any good local shop will either deliver free or for a nominal fee. People think that by purchasing online they save some money, but in reality you don’t, because service is non-existent.

  11. Schweitmeister says:

    I love you Peaches. I miss your hatred in the rants section.

  12. Kenykill84 says:

    Follow up on this rant if ya don’t mind. I wanna know how it ends. …and what’s with all the rude ass fools all of a sudden?

  13. CaptainSpiffypants says:

    It’s shit like this that makes me laugh when people say they’ll be “ok with the manufacturer’s warranty.”

    You better hope that they determine it was a defect and not something caused by shipping (did you pay to make sure it was guaranteed?) or physical damage…screen damage on an LCD can cost twice the original cost of the TV to be repaired.

    If nothing else, you can feel lucky that they actually delivered a TV, and not just a box of rocks/bricks.

  14. CaptainSpiffypants says:

    GIRL F**KERS

  15. Asmotron says:

    You have the time to sit on the net and pick a TV. You are apparently rich-as-fuck.

    Like others have said, should have done your research online. Gone to a store and purchased one. Had it delivered. Probably should get some kind of extended warrenty on it.

    All-in-all you might pay more, but you wouldn’t have had all these problems.

    Interesting how that always works.

  16. devnull says:

    Jesus. Whining about putting a flatscreen in the SUV. Try hauling around a 36″ tube back in the day and then start your bitching.

    You don’t wanna walk into a store and be bothered to touch before you buy? Then don’t fucking complain when it shows up in a mystery box, broken, and no one hears you scream.

    Not all of us are rich, lazy whiners like you either. Get off your ass and get it fixed instead of being an armchair quarterback and internet nazi. Your facebook friends may sympathize, but we don’t.

    Better yet, just sit down… the men are talking. Jesus this website has gone downhill, and as boring as hot steamy turtle sex. Favorite = deleted.

  17. funbastard says:

    there’s the old saying “you get what you pay for.” sharp is crap, and had you taken 5 minutes to actually do a little research then you probably wouldn’t be in this situation.

  18. na says:

    Stores deliver. If they say they don’t, they (or some idiot on staff) will for another $50. No need for free time, no need for two friends, or a truck.

  19. comvict says:

    Peach -

    Hi there, how ya doing? Long time my friend. I somehow managed to fuck up my forum account, don’t know how to contact anyone to get it fixed. Can you get Skarkey’s ear on this? Thanks

    c0m

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