Say what you will about Tucker Max, the fucker leads a charmed and interesting life. This story makes my heart sing with happiness, thanks to comments like this:
See, this is why you need good friends. When you have a chance to fuck a midget, they’ll let you use their place. That should be one of the measures of how good a friendship is: Will your buddy let you fuck a midget in his bed? If the answer is yes, then you know that dude is solid.
I’m pretty sure that last bit should have been in the Bible, or at least Sun Tzu’s “Art of War.”
kljsdfsdPlease.BAMF is a far better site than the tucker max drivel. As a long time reader (before Wrongforum, before Doug) this site is starting to go downhill. The only consistency is that there hasn’t been a lot of quality in ages. Linking to that story really makes me think twice about coming back.
wha?who the hell dreams of fucking a midget? yeah, this is kinda stupid.
whoathat’s mad bad. props jugga.
greatThanks for the link, Sharkey. That is some quality content. YOU’RE solid.