Pieclopedia

Forbidden Pie

   <Sigh>...A very sad form of pie indeed. Forbidden pie refers to underage pie. Pie which is locked in the case until it has been properly "aged". This pie is made from the mysterious "forbidden fruit", which, for pedophiles, makes it a more attractive slice.

Lacey Chabert (Party of Five) is our resident slice of Forbidden Pie. I'm sure we all remember a few years back when she was the extrememly annoying little girl, Claudia, on Party of Five. Then one day she grew breasts and began looking like this (see picture at right). Maybe we're putting something in the water nowadays, because they didn't come that good looking when I was that age.

Forbidden Pie will one day ripen, and become Dutch Apple, Strawberry, Chocolate Silk, or whatever appropriate category. Stay away from this side of the pie case, because in most states 15 will get you 20.