Pieclopedia

Lemon Meringue Pie

   Lemon Meringue Pie is another specialty dish. Lemon Meringue is unique, as it does not follow the traditional pie standards, almost a "fake" pie. Fitting then, that Lemon Meringue also refers to the "fake" woman. Fake breasts, hair, etc. are all common characteristics of Lemon Meringue Pie. This form of pie can usually be found in the pages of Playboy magazine.
   There are many good examples of Lemon Meringue Pie. First on our list is former Playmate of the Year and co-host of MTV's "Singled Out": Jenny McCarthy. Fake from top to bottom, but still tasty.


   Next on the list would be Anna Nicole Smith. Since she got fat, she is no longer Lemon Meringue, but take a look at the picture at right. Quite the edible slice, even though the toppings are fake.
   Quite a few women today think that becoming a Lemon Meringue is better for them. That all depends on their former pie status. If they were Apple before, then good for them, they've moved up in the pie case. But a Dutch Apple to Lemon Meringue transition? Completely unnecessary. The Dutch Apple beats a slice of Lemon Meringue any day.

|| Apple || Dutch Apple || Strawberry || Chocolate Silk || Caliente ||
|| Pecan || Cherry || Key Lime || Bitch || Stale || Crust ||
| Lemon Meringue || Tollhouse || Forbidden ||