DVD Release Report

This was the point where I realized that being a Hulkamaniac was about as cool as licking the inside of a Mexican toilet bowl.I just wanted to give you guys a heads-up on some grandiose films that just made their way from archaic VHS to the delicious DVD format this week. Save your pennies!

  • Captain Ron — (There’s guerillas in them forests, chief)
  • Little Big League — (Starring the kid from The Wizard! How can you go wrong?!?)
  • Mr. Nanny — (Hulkamania becomes completely faggotted up)
  • Monkey Trouble — (with Thora Birch, who’s boobies were seen in American Beauty)
  • Suburban Commando — (that’s two Hulk Hogan flicks in one day! Sweet Jesus!)
  • Surf Ninjas — (Ernie Reyes Jr. & Sr.?!? I can hardly contain my pee!)
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze — (Ice, Ice, Baby!)
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 — (Casy Jones, where were you in part II?!?)

I poke fun, but you know what the sad truth of the matter is? I’ve seen about 90% of the movies on that list.

So have you, dickhead. Don’t judge me.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

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