Now Macauley Culkin’s Gears Start Turning

Apparently coke can do a lot of things, but one feature of the drug that I had not previously been aware of is it’s ability to make you forget about being sexually abused by Michael Jackson. Thankfully for poor Corey Feldman, he cleaned up for just long enough to remember some “improper” things that happened to him at Neverland Ranch. Good timing, cocaine. Now, go introduce yourself to an Olsen twin.

In an exclusive interview, Feldman, now 33, speaks out with surprising new claims about his relationship with Jackson. The actor, known for his roles in “Gremlins,” “The Goonies” and “Stand by Me,” has stood by Jackson until now.

He tells Bashir why he is now coming forward with allegations about their friendship.

“I started looking at each piece of information, and with that came this sickening realization that there have been many occurrences in my life and in my relationship to Michael that have created a question of doubt.”

Yowzers, and just in time for Corey to plug his new stage version of Fatal Attraction. What are the odds?

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By Sharkey

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3 comments

  1. CoreyThat guy has to be the biggest tool in the world. Did anyone see him on that surreal world show. I wish someone would just kick him in the throat to shut him the hell up.

  2. improper?What was improper, Michael’s Roach Smoking Technique? Did he turn you and Culkin onto the Jesus Juice? Did he fondle your cheeky bum?

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