Oh…. Oh God No

[ Playboy To Do Video Game Chicks Spread ] – Why Hef? WHY?!?!

Her name’s Bloodrayne and she’ll make her naked debut alongside a feature in the upcoming issue of the men’s magazine.

Joining her in the CGI photospread (which will accompany an article about the changing face of gaming) will be a handful of gaming characters. While not all the characters will appear in the pixilated buff, you can expect a lot of come hither looks from some butt-kicking women, including familiar faces from Midway’s “Mortal Kombat” franchise, Namco’s “Tekken” series and Vivendi’s upcoming “Red Ninja” and “Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude”. (See the accompanying pop-up gallery for some of the characters that were submitted to the magazine.)

*Puts head in hands and sighs*

*Looks towards pants*

STOP STIRRING DOWN THERE! No! Bad! Wrong!

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

8 comments

  1. I hope……that the princess from the original Super Mario Bros. has a spread….man that would be teh hawt!

  2. They’re still titsI mean, they’re not real, but neither are most hot wimminz’ these days, so what’s the big deal? We beat off all the time to girls we could never have, this is just an extension of that.I uh…I’m just playing devils advocate though…yea…heh.

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