Because it’s vapor, motherfucker, and you can’t grab vapor. Unless you have a containment unit of some sort, then I guess it’s possible, but still unlikely.
Oh right, and apparently Duke Nukem is not dead. At least, not according to 3D Realms CEO Scott Miller, who doesn’t know the meaning of the word dead. But that’s more a commentary on his level of education than his determination to make this unnecessary franchise successful again.
I’m not even going to bother summarizing what’s going on in that link, because it doesn’t matter. The games are never coming out and even if they do, nobody will give a shit. Like we need a one-dimensional character spouting ripped off quotes in oh-thank-Christ-for-yet-another first person shooter. Duke’s been dead for a long time, Miller and his employees just keep flogging him like he isn’t.