Fucking Mexicans

by on August 10, 2006 @ 9:37 am

The fucking Mexicans at McDonalds jam up the trash compactor shared by several stores every fucking day.How the fuck can they fit 25 of them into an Astro Van but they can’t figure out how to throw a couple of fucking fry boxes into a compactor without fucking the whole thing up?

BAMF IRC Channel

by on December 22, 2004 @ 6:47 am

Raygun, after getting into several fights in the BAMF IRC room (Raygun picking fights?! At least this time he wasn’t spitting in some chick’s face in New Orleans.) has deleted the IRC information thread out of spite for….Actually, aside from lack of alcohol I don’t know what would cause an alcoholic to become spiteful.Anyways, here is the information:

For java clients, use this link: https://blah.ineedaguru.com:8080/
Or for those of you still with an IRC Client, blah.ineedaguru.com and use port 8001

The last Last Comic Standing

by on August 6, 2003 @ 5:34 am

Does anyone else watch this show? That fucking Asian guy Dat Phan wasn’t even funny when the show first started, how the fuck did he win? His whole set was about how funny his mom talks cause she’s Asian, and thats what the general public wants? FUCK the general public, I’m going to go find everyone who voted for him and kill them. We already have Margaret Cho to make stupid ass Asian stereotypes, we don’t need another. Ralphie was the funniest one there, he weighed 500 pounds, and his girlfriend was hot, he deserved to win.

CFFA – Cartoons For Fucking Adults

by on July 28, 2003 @ 1:19 pm

Wow second post already. And guess what, it’s about cartoons again. For those of you who love Adult Swim but want some variety, you should check out TNN. First we have Ren and Stimpy’s Adult Party. Which is funnier, grosser, and more disgusting then the first one. Gary the Rat, voiced by Kelsey Grammar, who plays a lawyer that got turned into a rat. And last but certainly not least, Stripperella, which stars Pamela Anderson as a stripper/crime fighter. Not only is it funny, but it was created by Stan-the-fucking-man-Lee. Grab yourself a six pack or a bong, whichever your drug of preference is and enjoy some pretty funny and original cartoons.

And what’s the deal with airline peanuts?

by on @ 12:46 pm

As some of you may have already heard, Futurama was recently canceled. Fox, congratulations you’ve ruined another good show. So as my first rant to you, my faithful readers (All twelve of you who still remember this site has more then just a forum) I present my top five reasons Fox sucks.

5) The Michael Jackson special, stop giving him money.
4) Boston Public, it really fucking sucks. Why is it still on?
3) American Juniors, what in the fuck is this, why are they showing commercials for it non-stop and why did they give Debbie Gibson a job?
2) They constantly change the airtime of good shows so that even faithful viewers have trouble figuring out when there show is on. Otherwise they just pull the same shit they did to “Family Guy” and yank it without warning then drop it in as a mid-season replacement six months later again without telling anyone. Then they wonder why no one is watching as they spend more advertising on “Joe Millionaire.”
1) They’re the reason Geraldo Riveria still has a job. That is a hell worthy offense in and of itself.

I hope Rupert Murdoch gets beaten, tied up and dropped in some remote part of the Australian outback to get fucked by aborigines, and I hope they don’t give the courtesy of a reach around because he doesn’t deserve it. Now if you excuse me I’m going to go watch skanks fuck so they can stay on an island for another week.