Alright, you’ve probably seen Bash.org (I’m King Of Old Newstm after all) but if you haven’t it’s fucking funny as all hell. This is one of my favorites, maybe moreso because Sharkey is the star….
[Kazz] Do vampires have anuses? Cause that’s why I wouldn’t let this kid invade a vampire’s anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don’t have anuses.
[Zaratustra] a vampire’s anus is present, but non-working.
[Zaratustra] like a network card without the appropriate driver.
[Kazz] Wow. You’re the biggest dork on Earth.
[Sharkey] And you’re DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.
….I wonder if Anus Shades are related to Ass Bandits?……
Another thing is that I’m in a new business venture that I’m keeping fairly quiet about, but at the same time I might stand to be making a ton of money soon. So I’m talking to Rosco and this is part of it
ORI0N37: seriously…. if it doesn’t get nerfed we’re gonna be pulling in 1k a week easy
SwankinRosco: /crosses fingers
ORI0N37: more as we buy more machines
ORI0N37: thanks
SwankinRosco: 1k each ?
ORI0N37: yes
ORI0N37: so in about 2 months i’m gonna drop 7k on a new alienware das uber machine with a 24″ flat screen plasma display monitor and have it like blow me while i’m playing or something
SwankinRosco: OMFG
SwankinRosco: i just spit bear all over
SwankinRosco: that was too funny
ORI0N37: heh
ORI0N37: alright you just made the rants page of bamf hehe
ORI0N37: gonna copy/paste that in a sec
SwankinRosco: SWEET
SwankinRosco: i’m a celebrity now!
Some people are easily amused. Granted, I’m usually one of them. /shrug.
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