People that piss on the seats…

…are flaming fucking faggots. I hope they all get explosive diarrhea out in public, only to find the seat covered in someone else’s piss and they can’t wipe it off in time to prevent their ass from asploding. Seriously, do they piss on the seat at home? Why do it when you’re out in public.

Consider this, though. If a man wants to piss on a public toilet seat, he wants his piss to go on some other man’s ass. Any man that wants his piss to go on some other man’s ass is a FLAMING FUCKING FAGGOT.

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  4. Just a reminder, the username lockdown is happening at the end of today, so this is your last chance to change your name!

    If you aren’t familiar with the lockdown, check out this thread.

    Also, it’s that time of the month! TIME TO VOTE!

    I need to give a BIG THANK YOU to everyone who has purchased Alien Hominid since it was released on Xbox 360 Live Arcade yesterday. Also, thank you to Team XBOX and Killer Betties for the prompt reviews. 🙂

    In other news… Bob (you’ll know his CSS when the redesign launches) has taken up the task of completing The Impossible Quiz (no, this is not delaying the redesign). He has currently reached the 91st question… How far can YOU get?

    If that doesn’t fry your brain, check out the new game by Komix – Rings and Sticks! You need to grow a tree so that the branches poke through the rings on the screen. MIND BOGGLING!

    If you haven’t heard the news about Pico Day, check out this thread! We’re giving out $15,000 in prizes this year and might have some other SPECIAL surprises for the best submissions!

  5. As Luis and many of you already know, Alien Hominid HD is coming out on Xbox 360 Live Arcade today!

    I’ve heard the release time is 1am PST, 4am EST in the US. I believe AH HD will be a simultaneous global release, so everyone should expect to see it three hours after I make this post.

    One thing I’ve noticed is that despite many NG regulars having a full awareness of the entire history of Alien Hominid, there are still endless Newgrounds visitors who have no idea what the deal is. So here are some quick notes:

    1) Alien Hominid started as a web game here on Newgrounds.

    2) Dan (the artist) and I partnered up with two of Dan’s co-workers to form the Behemoth and create a console version of Alien Hominid.

    3) We built a BRAND NEW GAME from the ground up. Much better than the web version you’ve played here on NG.

    4) We originally released on the PS2 and Gamecube in the US, as well as the PS2 and XBOX in Europe.

    5) The new Xbox 360 Live Arcade version is hi-def and widescreen. Dan’s hand-drawn graphics look REALLY HOT on a big HDTV… This is possibly the highest resolution 2D hand-drawn game ever made! The PDA mini-games and “All You Can Eat” mini-game both feature four player on-line co-op. The main game is two player local co-op.

    6) Alien Hominid HD also features achievements and leaderboards. In fact, we are the first XBLA developer to award tangible trophies to the top leaderboard winners!

    A lot of people might look at Newgrounds and the Behemoth and think we’re these big companies with vast resources, but we aren’t. We’re a small group of guys who work hard and have never received a dime of outside funding. We’re building all this from the ground up and we need your support as much as ever! Be sure to tell everyone you know with a 360 to buy a copy of Aliend Hominid HD asap. 🙂

    It’s only 800 points!

    Even with AH HD being released today, there won’t be any time for celebration on our part… It’s right back to work on projects like Castle Crashers and the infamous NG site redesign. I know it seems like these things take forever, but that’s only because we set big goals for a small team and want to give you guys something really special. I hope everyone who buys AH HD enjoys it! Thanks for all the support these past years! We’re just getting warmed up!

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